DISTANCE FROM LJUBLJANA TAX

The further you go from the capital the less people seem to realise how much a big city like that costs. The government is of course working for all its citizens.

Killing two birds with one stone, this innovative Distance Tax covers the extra cost of administering to remote peasants from outlying areas, at the same time subsidising prestige building projects and fantastical social agendas near to where the important people are.

A simple-to-calculate monthly tax equal to the number of kilometers away you are from Ljubljana.

Daily positional analysis easily calculated with modern GPS tracking. Slovenians without smartphones will have their barcodes read in bars.